I Went Clubbing!

...HA. Jokes you wish. Instead did MY version of day clubbing which entails the following: Ate half a potato at Otto's Bierehalle before going to a plant store where I spaced out while petting an aloe vera store for about half an hour before a girl who was way cooler then me wearing Stan Smiths politely coughed breaking my trance. I then annoy girl about questions re: my dying (already dead) cactus, before she suggests I should probably just buy a new one. I do. Shout out to Drake Cereal @ Dynasty. Behold.

give me a good palm tree any day

alas i am a sucker for a prickly cactus

Over the summer after a long day of existing as an intern at the Drake down the block, you would oft find me here, chicly sipping (never slugging or slurping) on a St. Ambroise.

Just end me. I want to move into that radiator.