Maybe There Should Be Limits On Who Can Order Cupping Sets Online...

I love me a good shitbait title don't you? In an attempt to go the extra mile to create quality content, I plastered my entire face with every single cup I was provided with, not sure if the camera was still running. I left them on my face and proceeded to imitate what I thought was a unicorn. There is no way to ascertain if my behaviour was accurate as unicorns are, in fact, not real.

By the time I was ready to remove said cups, they had become quite comfortable on my face, and did not want to leave. They were hard to pull off let alone yank. Not wanting to raise alarm I went along with it in jest. By the time I got all the cups off, including the largest, fist sized one I had so jauntily placed on my FOREHEAD, I had a massive, pepperoni sized dark purple mark in the center of my forehead which would only turn blacker over the course of 4 days. 

Moral of the story being, don't be the on-camera unicorn. For your own sake.